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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Brokeback Mountain Premiere

Last night was the premiere for Brokeback Mountain. I went! By "went" I mean that I waited outside the theatre for hours while other people went inside and watched a movie. After about 1 1/2 hours, I only saw cars pass by on the street. Then, I noticed that some guy was crossing the street that looked really familiar. I soon realized that it was Trent from Pinkisthenewblog!! I yelled out "TRENT" and waved my hand to get his attention, and I think that he looked in my direction. Woo hoo.
When the total waiting time was about 2 hours, I had semi-glimpses of relatively famous people. Soon the "real" stars began to show up.
The first to come up to the fans wasMaggie Gyllenhaal. She was unbelievably nice and tried to sign as many autographs as possible. She signed someone's Brokeback Mountain poster, but only in a small spot because as she said, "I'm not in this movie." How sweet and humble! Then another fan asked to take a picture with her and she agreed, but ultimately had to turn him down because it wouldn't be fair to all the other fans waiting. She was smiling through the whole thing. She looks like a normal person.
Her boyfriend, Peter Sarsgaard,
also ventured off of the red carpet to greet the fans. He was nice as well. I don't think he signed as many autographs as Maggie did, because fewer people knew who he was. Shannyn Sossamon
also came to the premiere and signed autographs. She looked so cute and nice. She's tinier than I imagined she would be.
After 30 more minutes of nothing, I was just about to leave when...
Who is that?
JAKE GYLLENHAAL came out! Yep, yep I know many of you are very jealous. Don't worry I'm going to share the experience with you.
He started out on the opposite side signing autographs and he talked to someone's friend on the cel phone! I tried to get a picture of him and see him, but all I could see was his hand or the tree that was in front of him.
When he finally came to where I was, all the overly aggressive hormonal young females decided to push and shove to get closer to him. He signed autographs and even took pictures with a lot of the girls. I wasn't that lucky. But I swear I was within 1 -2 feet of him. I got some pictures of his face, and then some not so great pictures that really only show the back of his head or the side of it. As the pictures show, HE IS DREAMY! The whole thing went by so fast and I was concentrated on getting a good picture that I really didn't get to soak in the whole experience.
After seeing Jake, I felt that I had accomplished what I set out to do. I couldn't wait any longer for the possibility of other stars coming. I sure wish I had stayed to see Lindsay Lohan, but oh well.
The movie's other stars, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams, were still in NY taking care of their new baby, Matilda.

[Source: inyourFACE]

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Saturday, November 26, 2005

Michael Copon can sing

Morgan Fairchild looked ridiculous with her wig on. She sang a Cher song and she hardly did it justice. I think that Jack from WILL & GRACE could do better.
Bai Ling sang (what she calls singing) "I Wanna Be Sedated." As with all her other performances you can be sure that 1. she will not sing well 2. she will wear little to no clothes 3. she will degrade herself sexually. She accomplished all those things and introduced me to the act of air humping. I was thoroughly disturbed.
Carmine Gotti was....Carmine. I think he had a song to sing, but all I remember is him just speaking out the lyrics. Oh yea and he had on a hooded sweatshirt, which he tied the drawstrings around his neck to make him look like Little Red Riding Hood. He fully relies on his shirtless-ness now.
Antonio Sabato Jr. was voted off. This week I predict that Morgan will be the next to go.

Tonight's best performance by FAR was Michael Copon's rendition of Montell Jordan's "This Is How We Do It." He didn't even need to show off his stomach to be sexy. He sang well and had the dance moves to match. We seriously need to VOTE FOR MICHAEL COPON if you don't want to see Carmine or Bai Ling win this thing!

Just because he's beautiful

Nothing really to report, but here are some pictures of Wentworth Miller from PRISON BREAK. These are pictures that are currently in GQ magazine with Jennifer Aniston on the cover.
[Source: WentworthMillerOnline]

Ventimiglia and Stallone


Our boy Milo Ventimiglia has signed on to play Sylvester Stallone's on-screen son. The two will pair up for the 6th Rocky movie. I've never been a huge Rocky fan, but I may have to see this movie. Filming starts next month, so things don't look bright for his WB series that was supposed to premiere next year. Hmm...Milo on the big screen or Milo on the small screen? Any kind of Milo is a good kind. Perhaps he'll be doing some shirtless boxing? [Source: WatchwithKristin]

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Say it isn't so

Just when I tell you about Rachel & Ryan it seems that they are currently "off again." Darn these celebrities playing with our hearts like this. According to a magazine article she recently broke up with him. Let's all just watch "The Notebook" so we can see a couple that will never break up again.
[Source: Ohnotheydidn't]

The Witch is Pregnant

Melissa Joan Hart aka Sabrina the Teenage Witch fame is very pregnant. She's pictured here helping the Los Angeles Mission Meal For The Homeless. We love MJH and wish her the best of luck with her baby. Wouldn't you like to see her make a comeback? Maybe her and Britney can team up for another music video. I can dream, can't I?
[Source: Ohnotheydidn't]

don't PHUNK with your FACE

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas insists that she has never had plastic surgery. From these pictures it seems as though she could have had collagen injected in her lips, an eyebrow lift and several nose jobs. Granted these aren't the most flattering pictures, but I'm starting to think she's not really a beautiful woman. Maybe she's just hot because she wears the short shorts and shakes her booty? Enough with the plastic already, I want the real thing!
[Source: Ohnotheydidn't]

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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Reunited and it feels so good!

Wow lots of couples' news today. Enough of the breakups, let's celebrate a couple making up. No, not Sienna Miller and Jude Law! Yea they are together, but who wants to celebrate that?
I'd rather celebrate Natalie Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal getting back together!! The two were out in London enjoying a night of dirty dancing. Witnesses said that it looked as though they had never split up. Well it's news to me that they were even together in the first place, but I couldn't be more happy to know that after 6 months they are together again.


Here is the couple on the set of "Garden State" back in 2003.
[Source: FemaleFirstCo.uk ]

Britney's Baby!


Sean Preston Spears Federline can now be seen on the latest cover People Magazine. I applaud Britney Spears on the timing of her baby pictures, which were so coincidently released right after Christina Aguilera's wedding. Genius! That Britney sure knows how to play the publicity game.
Awww, her baby is so cute. Oh yea that sperm donor Kevin Federline is on the cover too. How sad that loser, Federline, gets a bigger space on the cover than Christina.
[Source: Pinkisthenewblog]

In other related news, Justin Timberlake tells Britney to DUMP Kevin Federline. It's not what you're thinking...it doesn't seem that Justin trying to get Britney back. He's just looking out for Britney and letting her know that he thinks Kevin is a loser and perhaps a cheating one too. Justin supposedly called Britney in November to tell her that he saw Kevin partying with some women in LA and Las Vegas. Britney's giving Kevin one last chance to work things out. If things don't work out, she's going to cut him loose.
[Source: National Ledger]

Finally!

I kept delaying the Nick & Jessica news because there was nothing solid to report. First, rumors of a split started when Nick did not show up to Ashlee Simpson's 21st birthday party. Then they supposedly did not spend their anniversary together. I even recall rumors of infidelity (Nick), too much partying (Jessica), and clashing egos (Jessica's success and Nick's lack thereof). After much speculation, the wait is finally over...


Nick and Jessica have announced their separation.


According to US Weekly, the couple has decided to "part ways." This marks the end of their 3 year marriage. Arguably, there is still hope for reconciliation and that separation does not necessarily lead to divorce. Nothing is final until the papers are signed.



Here are some pictures taken before the announcement. Jessica seems to be hiding her ringless finger. Oh Jessica, you should have just been honest with us from the beginning.


[Source: UsWeekly ]

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Rachel & Ryan


This is some pretty old news, but just in case you haven't heard. The stars of THE NOTEBOOK, are together in real life. Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling have been hush hush about their relationship, but once again pictures don't often lie (well, sure if you Photoshop it). Here are some "authentic" photos of the couple doing grocery shopping on 10/21/05.

Glad to see Ryan having fun on the cart, and Rachel not looking embarrassed by it. I fully endorse this relationship.
On another note, Rachel can be be blonde or whatever color she wants to be. She rocks!

[Source: RachelMcAdams.org]

I'm not going to talk about it


While promoting her latest film, Jennifer Aniston refused to talk about her private life with Larry King. He was kept on asking her about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Vince Vaughn, but she was just as persistant in not even entertaining the subject with him [Source: Fox 11 Morning News]. Now that we know she doesn't want to talk about it, we'll just let the picture do the talking.

Doesn't that look like Jennifer in the arms of Vince?? Or is it that darn body double again?! It looks pretty convincing to me. Oh yea and that brunette (woo hoo!) with them is Courtney Arquette. Yay the "Friends" are still friends. I don't know who that other guy is. David Arquette must be at home taking care of lil' Coco.

[Source: ASocialiteLife]

Blonde Madness

I don't think I'm alone when I think the world is going crazy. Well maybe not crazy, but very blonde. First there was Lindsay Lohan, thank goodness she's at least on the other end of the color spectrum now. Then that crazy drunk girl shows up all drunk at McDonalds with her blonde hair. Ashlee Simpson as a brunette would never do that crazy stuff, I swear it's the peroxide.

Now it seems as though blonde ambition has hit the already race-challenged, Kimora Lee Simmons. I knew she was asian, but then I thought she was black. Now that she's blonde, I just don't know what she is anymore. And yes, I am a racist. Sure her blonde hair doesn't mean that she's trying to pretend she's a different race now. I just don't think that she should have given in to the idea of blonde being beautiful...I just feel let down.

[Source: BiggeststarsBlogs]

The Singing Bride: Xtina

CONGRATULATIONS TO XTINA AND JORDAN FOR TYING THE KNOT!!!
I am really happy for them because they make eachother happy and I heart Xtina!!! They are so cute together...::::sigh:::...I hope it really does last because they deserve to be happy.

Friday, November 18, 2005

FilmStudies

Alright already it has been a while since there has been a post but here we go...Today WALK THE LINE is in theaters. This is a film that chronicles the lives of the late Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash. I will see this film because I am a Johnny Cash fan and I am also a Pheonix and Witherspoon fan.

All you Potter fans the moment you have been waiting for has finally arrived! The 4th installment of the film series is out today. Catch Harry Potter at a theater near you!!!

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

OUT N ABOUT


The new Platinum Edition of THE EMANCIPATION OF MIMI is out today. It features 4 new songs and her latest music videos. It is a must have for Mariah fans!

Aslo out today is Madonna's latest edition...CONFESSIONS ON A DANCE FLOOR! She is bringing back disco and you can hear it on THE LEAK. Only 2 hours left to listen to it so hurry!!!

Monday, November 14, 2005

MovieFace


First up, CHICKEN LITTLE. This movie was amusing and something different for little kid movies. I did not expect what I saw at all. I thought it was going to be completely different. But it did have good laughs and if your a little kid you will love this movie and the moral of the story is also good, so parents get something good out of this as well. If you aren't into little kid movies don't go see Chicken Little because you will get bored...I of course didn't get bored. I took my little sister to see it and she loved it...she even has the soundtrack!

JARHEAD is a good movie for grown-ups. There were a lot of little kids in the movie theater witht heir parents and that was a huge mistake because there is a lot of things that little kids should not see. The movie was filled with sexual innuendo and nude scenes that are not appropiate for children 17 and under. That is why it was rated R!!! Bad parents!!! The jokes in the movie are funny and the stupid stuff that the marines did during their training is also hilarious and you wanna know how much we liked the movie? Well now it is added to our everyday vocabulary..."squishy" HAHAHAHA...you have to see it to get it. The movie was good and there is a lot of build up in the beginning and I don't want to ruin it so that is all I am saying. Jake has a nice bod and booty! Jake gave an astouding performance along side Jamie Foxx.

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Sunday, November 13, 2005

But Can They Sing??

Week 3 Performances
Bai Ling + Carmine Gotti Angello – “Summer Nights”
The song seemed to last forever.  Or was the pain in my ears that made it seem that way?  The song is a classic for karaoke duets, but should not be tried by amateurs on TV.  Given that the song is extremely difficult to sing well and they’re not professionals, I’ll cut them some slack.  I wasn’t expecting them to be the next John Travolta and Olivia Newton John, but I hoped for them to be in tune.  First of all, even though Bai Ling is I think a woman and Carmine is trying to be a man…they should have switched parts.  Bai Ling as Danny and Carmine as Sandy, it just makes sense because she sings so low and he is still waiting for his balls to drop.  Must I remind everyone of last weeks’ episode where he squeaked out “When the peeemps, in the crib.”  He tried to sing for the whole song, but resorted to speaking whenever possible (good choice on his part).  She totally screwed up the sighing part.  The song was bearable, but only for one viewing.  The only way I would watch the performance again is to mock it.
I did like Carmine’s letterman jacket, but not Bai Ling’s slutty poodle skirt.  Doesn’t anyone talk her out of wearing these things?  Oh yea, I can’t forget the horrible sexually suggestive choreography.  Even the gay judge (Ant) was cringing at the bumping and grinding.  Enough of this train wreck…

Morgan Fairchild + Antonio Sabato Jr. – “I Had the Time of My Life”
Antonio started off well and I was really thinking that the song wasn’t going to suck.  Then along cam Morgan in a red dress that made her boobs look funny, and her part wasn’t that great.  They did some cute dancing, but I didn’t really feel any passion from them.  I guess I give them “A” for effort, and they give an admirable attempt to hit the same note together.  It wasn’t a terrible or awesome performance.  Their average performance might hurt them, because they’ll just be forgettable.

Michael Copon + Larry Holmes – “Don’t Go Breaking My Heart”
The song started off cute, and the pairing of two men to sing a song originally sung by Elton John and Kiki Dee was definitely something to see.  They changed the song into Michael coming to advice to Larry about a girl problem.  Thus removing any homosexual innuendo from their pairing.  Michael was comfortable and appeared to want to make the song a cute duet with Larry, but the attraction to the swooning girls on the stage diverted his attention.  Michael left Larry out in the cold while he touched the audience’s hands and made them scream with joy.  Larry looked lost and stumbled for his words.  Towards the end of the song Michael did return, but never really looked at Larry.  The song would have been better if Michael and Larry interacted more.  The song is a DUET Michael; you don’t leave your partner hanging!

Poor Larry, he was the one booted from the show tonight.  I haven’t had a chance to thoroughly critique the solo performance’s but I did give them a quick listen.
Michael Copon Bon Jovi’s “You Give Love a Bad Name.”  He continues with his rock oriented song selection.  He does an ok job, but I still stand by the position that he should sing an R&B song.  Carmine Gotti Usher’s “U Remind Me.”  This is something to listen to!  If you thought that he couldn’t rap, well just listen to him sing.  Bai Ling Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.”  She seems to think that screaming and taking off your clothes is singing.  Well she’s still here, so maybe that IS what the competition is about.

Friday, November 11, 2005

In TV News

Lookin’ Good
To continue with the Freddie Prinze Jr. love fest, his new series “Freddie” has just been picked up for a full season.  Hooray!  What do I actually think of the show?  It’s mildly funny, but I do have some laugh out loud moments (“Puerto Rico, NO NACHOS!”).  It gives an effort to be fresh and funny, and hopefully they’ll get better with time.
On another note, if you’re wondering why Grandma seems to be wearing the same thing all the time, it’s because it’s her house robe.  If you notice, when she’s outside she wears other clothes.  So back off you people who think she dresses that way because she’s more like a maid!

Mandy and Zach = Mach or Zandy?
Not only does Mandy Moore support her boyfriend, Zach Braff’s, movie career by going to the premiere.  Now she’s stepping up her girlfriend-ly duties by guest starring on his sitcom, “Scrubs.”  She’ll be appearing in two episodes, and she’s set to play a “klutzy love interest for JD (Zach Braff).”  How cute is that going to be?  Now if only Sarah Michelle Gellar would do the same for Freddie.

So Long, Farewell
To the fans of “Arrested Development” and “Kitchen Confidential,” I’m sorry to say that Fox will not be picking them up for full seasons.  So that means…they are effectively canceled.  They will still show the remaining episodes that they already shot.  Including one for “Kitchen Confidential” with Michael Vartan playing a French chef.  French chef equals French accent, I think.  So if you’re going through Vartan withdrawal you can catch him on that episode that airs 8:30 pm on Monday, Dec. 5.

[Source: Watch with Kristin]

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Thursday, November 10, 2005

Shooting Gallery

I am a huge Freddie Prinze Jr. fan. I have been following his career for as long as he has had one…almost 10 yrs. now. I went to some of his tapings for his new show FREDDIE, now showing on ABC Wednesdays at 8:30pm (check your local listings). He was really kind and funny. Brian Austin Green was also cool, I met him after the show, and he was nice. Freddie is starring in a new movie called Shooting Gal­lery­­­­­­­­­­­ due out on vhs/dvd Dec. 27th. I saw the trailer and it looks cool, it was about time Freddie did an action movie! Roselyn Sanchez also stars with him in the movie, so you cannot go wrong. You have a hot guy and a hot girl...Boricuas baby!

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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

The Joys of Childhood

You Ruined My Life!
So you’re 5 years old and full of anticipation to watch “Chicken Little.”  Your parents know how much you want to see the movie, so of course they take you out the night it is released.  You’re sitting in the theater with your parents and all the other children, and then the movie starts.  You expect to see the cute, feathery Chicken Little…and guess what you see?  Oh nothing out the ordinary, just a young boy hanging himself from a tree.  The retards at the movie theater just ruined your childhood and traumatized you and all your friends forever!  Well at least you get a complimentary movie ticket.
[Source: NY Daily News]

First Frankie, Now Daniel
Daniel Radcliffe, 16, aka Harry Potter seems to have found a “friend” in a 23 year-old hairdresser.  The two met during the filming of the latest Harry Potter film, and have kept in touch even after filming ended.  He travels about an hour to see her to get his hair and makeup done of course.  Daniel’s rep claims the two are just friends.
[Source:  NEWS.com.au]
Daniel seems to be following in the footsteps of Frankie Muniz, who announced his engagement to an older woman in July. Or are they both just trying to pull an Ashton and Demi?

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But Can They Sing?

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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

You Learn Something New Everyday

I learned today that toned arms are the new butt!

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Chicken Little #1

"Chicken Little" was #1 at the box office this weekend. The movie grossed $40.1 million according to estimates. The movie beat out "Jarhead" (with JJ), which made $28.8 million.
Here are some pictures from the film’s premiere in Hollywood.


Here’s Zach alongside his real life and movie chicks.
Here’s a more flattering angle of Mandy.
I couldn’t find any pictures of the couple together. It appears that the shy duo isn’t ready for the PDA at events yet. Thank goodness! She looks rather awkward in this picture, but her boobs look great.

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Saturday, November 05, 2005

VIVA MEXICO!


Mel Gibson is in Mexico these days shooting his new film “Apocalypto.” I wonder if it has to do anything with Saddam Hussein...

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DeRailed

The DeRailed premiere was great with many stars at the red carpet. Jennifer Aniston alongside Clive Owens and our favorite Titanic girl Kate Winslet showed up to witness her husband’s masterpiece. Well let us hope this movie is really good! They all looked great and Jen was smiling a lot…things are going great for her and she should just forget about Brad!

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The man behind the mystery...Clive Owens

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Kate Winslet looking fashionable. She was there to cheer on her husband.

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Jen...smiling...It looks like she is doing way better these post divorce days and I'm glad!

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JJ at JARHEAD Premiere

The hot guys of War lookin' good...Jake what is up with the tongue???

Jamie is showing off his beautiful smile and Jake is showing us that he does have a tongue and it is beautiful! It looks like they are arm wrestling. Who do you think won???

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the KEY to SIN CITY

If you were mine...

The Beautiful Carmen Electra holds the key to Las Vegas. The Mayor did not waste anytime with Carmen and gave her a big wet one! Hey, if I were he I would have kissed her too among other things...
I would never take advantage of you like he did!

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Trapped under the sink

It’s about that time of the year again.  I can almost smell the sales.  The one thing that you must have is R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet DVD.  The unrated version currently takes 6-8 days to ship, but the edited version is available within 24 hours.  So grab the unrated version while you can.  I’m pretty sure it’s in high demand.
Reasons you must buy this DVD
  1. You know you loved chapters 1-5.

  2. You’re dying to find out what happens in 6-12.

  3. You want to learn the lyrics to reenact with your family and friends.

  4. Secret midget lover…oh you think I’m kidding.

  5. Adultery, sex scenes, guns, gay lovers…need I say more?

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Friday, November 04, 2005

"I love Lauren."

Yeah right, Jason!

Do you really think I believed that crap?  I wanted to believe it.  Damn that Hilary Duff, she just says it so perfectly in the theme song of the show, “Perfect didn’t feel so perfect.”  If you’re reading this and you’re lost, shame on you.  How can you not watch “Laguna Beach?!”
The episode was entitled, “I Saw You Kiss Her.”  Whyyyyy, whhyyyyy Jason???  Something is definitely wrong in Jason’s head.  He never fails to let his penis to do all the thinking.  It would be easy just to blame Jason for all of this, but why do that when I can yell at Jessica too.  I HATE JESSICA!  She’s so freaking stupid.  What a big fat liar.  She only has her big boobs going for her.
The good thing is that Lauren/LC didn’t take any of Jason’s crap after seeing him kiss Jessica.  BUT, we all know how this story ends up and Jason and LC are still together.  I wonder what he did for her to forgive him.  I refuse to believe that LC would just take him back.  Does she really need Jason that badly?  Or have such low self-esteem?  The answer should be “No!”  I just hope they’re truly in love and Jason will never do this to her again.

That’s all from the world of Laguna Beach…I’m glad I don’t have this kind of drama in my life.

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Gilmore Girls Fix

If you haven’t already heard, Jess (Milo Ventimiglia) is returning to Gilmore Girls next week!!  The show’s executive producer, Amy Sherman-Palladino, says that Jess will be the one to get Rory back into Yale!  Don’t worry all you Logan lovers; Milo is only in it for one episode.
In Lorelai & Rory news, I have heard that we can expect a reunion in a few weeks.  The Lorelai and Luke outlook is not as rosy, and things are bound to be chaotic with the return of Christopher.  I have no clue how this all works out, but just hearing about it makes me so excited.
Source: [SpoilerFix.com]

I feel like I haven’t spent too much time declaring my love for Jess/Milo Ventimigilia.  While many may disagree with me, I feel that Jess was better than Dean.  So what if Jess treated her badly and didn’t call her, and ran away after he told her he loved her.  At least he didn’t take her flower, while he was married to another woman!!!!  Just laying out all the facts for you.

Sorry, if you don’t appreciate spoilers.  I can warn you in the future if need be.    

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But I'm A Cheerleader!

Rihanna’s Big Break…

Rihanna will be in the third installment of the “Bring It On” movies titled “Bring It On Yet Again.” She will be playing herself and looks forward to more movie roles. Solange Knowles stars in this movie along side Hayden Panettiere. The sequel to “Bring it On” wasn’t good on many factors. The story was the same only set in college and they did not go to a state competition. The acting was bad, the story was weak, but it is still one of those movies you gotta see again just like “Glitter.”  This third installment of the film is a mistake but let us just let it blow up in their FACE! How many movies do we need about cheerleaders that dislike each other…we go to High School for that!!!

Rihanna to Bring it!

THE PLASTICS

Ken WANTS Barbie BACK!!!
Mattel reports that Ken will be having a makeover to win Barbie’s heart. He’s gone from long hair in the 70s to comb-over Donald Trump style in the 80s to big puffy hair combed back in the 90s to bleached-blonde Brad Pitt style with bangs??? Come on Ken…Barbie wants a bad boy not a guy that takes longer than her to get ready…I say cut the metro sexual crap and go back to those Harley-Davidson days!

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RE-UNITED??? Posted by Picasa

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