THE PLASTICS

Ken WANTS Barbie BACK!!!
Mattel reports that Ken will be having a makeover to win Barbie’s heart. He’s gone from long hair in the 70s to comb-over Donald Trump style in the 80s to big puffy hair combed back in the 90s to bleached-blonde Brad Pitt style with bangs??? Come on Ken…Barbie wants a bad boy not a guy that takes longer than her to get ready…I say cut the metro sexual crap and go back to those Harley-Davidson days!