Trapped under the sink

It’s about that time of the year again.  I can almost smell the sales.  The one thing that you must have is R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet DVD.  The unrated version currently takes 6-8 days to ship, but the edited version is available within 24 hours.  So grab the unrated version while you can.  I’m pretty sure it’s in high demand.
Reasons you must buy this DVD

1. You know you loved chapters 1-5.


2. You’re dying to find out what happens in 6-12.


3. You want to learn the lyrics to reenact with your family and friends.


4. Secret midget lover…oh you think I’m kidding.


5. Adultery, sex scenes, guns, gay lovers…need I say more?